New d&d dice proposal called lucked or fucked: a d20 but ten sides have 1s and ten sides have 20s, so you crit no matter what but it’s always a guessing game for which way it goes. To be used on really important, make-or-break-the-campaign rolls
Ya I know you could use a coin but listen. It’s not about the outcome, it’s about the Drama™
I’ve had the Les Mis soundtrack stuck in my head for days, and in typical finals-mode, my brain has decided to reduce sleep hours and increase dream weirdness.
So in the 45 minutes of sleep I’ve had in the last 24 hours, I’ve had exactly one bizarre dream: I dreamed that Jean Valjean was a kindly older man with a beautiful walled garden that he attended to devoutly, and that Inspector Javert was an aggressive, spiteful raccoon who lived in that garden and delighted in digging up and eating Valjean’s plants. And that despite all his well-meaning neighbors’ advice that he kill or trap and remove the raccoon, Valjean insisted on allowing Javert-raccoon to remain, despite frequently getting bitten and clawed by him.
I don’t know what it meant, but it was strange.
I’m procrastinating and this was practically begging to be illustrated I’m sorry it’s the most perfect au ever
!!!!! so cute!!! So adorable!!! your raccoon is so sassy!
and hell yeah hell yeah sunhats for Valjean, I’m in. (I am also procrastinating.)
men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they’ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame
An Exotic Dancer Demonstrates That Her Underwear Was Too Large To Have Exposed Herself, After Undercover Police Officers Arrested Her In Florida
Dorothy Counts – The First Black Girl To Attend An All-White School In The United States – Being Teased And Taunted By Her White Male Peers At Charlotte’s Harry Harding High School, 1957
Austrian Boy Receives New Shoes During WWII
Jewish Prisoners After Being Liberated From A Death Train, 1945
The Graves Of A Catholic Woman And Her Protestant Husband, Holland, 1888
A Lone Man Refusing To Do The Nazi Salute, 1936
Job Hunting In 1930’s
German Soldiers React To Footage Of Concentration Camps, 1945
Residents Of West Berlin Show Children To Their Grandparents Who Reside On The Eastern Side, 1961
Acrobats Balance On Top Of The Empire State Building, 1934
Mafia Boss Joe Masseria Lays Dead On A Brooklyn Restaurant Floor Holding The Ace Of Spades, 1931
Lesbian Couple At Le Monocle, Paris, 1932
The Most Beautiful Suicide – Evelyn Mchale Leapt To Her Death From The Empire State Building, 1947
The Remains Of The Astronaut Vladimir Komarov, A Man Who Fell From Space, 1967
Race Organizers Attempt To Stop Kathrine Switzer From Competing In The Boston Marathon. She Became The First Woman To Finish The Race, 1967
Harold Whittles Hearing Sound For The First Time, 1974
Nikola Tesla Sitting In His Laboratory With His “Magnifying Transmitter”
sun glare when I’m driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I’m still really uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around
